Some articles will get better with age

Keep this Observer article in your cellar. It should bet at the height of its scandalous taste in several months. The experts expect that it will have an egg-like quality (as in "egg on Bush's face.") Here is one of the juicy gems from this vintage:

'They are not mobile germ warfare laboratories. You could not use them for making biological weapons. They do not even look like them. They are exactly what the Iraqis said they were - facilities for the production of hydrogen gas to fill balloons.'